Here’s the first trailer for 300: Rise of an Empire (which I still want to refer to as 299) and it’s everything you should expect from a 300 movie…if you can remember back that far. Since the new film will take place at the same time as its predecessor and will focus on naval battles, don’t expect any of the old faces (except guy with piercings) to show up. You know, everyone’s favorite characters like beard yelling guy, naked lady, yelling guy, masked guy, guy with helmet, other yelling guy. At least yelling guy has been replaced by another attractive yelling guy.
300: Rise of an Empire would’ve yelled onto shores this August but was hilariously delayed until next March. I guess one more year won’t hurt the film everyone’s been waiting for, right?