Be brave. The newest Pixar movie is due to release soon. I know it’s hard to wait. Oh, please don’t cry. Wait, wait, here! Here’s a brand new trailer, to ease the pain. There, see? Much better. And see? It’s beautifully animated, with real characters and texture. Don’t you feel better knowing that the feature length film promises to be every bit as good as WALL-E and the Toy Stories? I know I do.
Don’t worry that it commits the crime that most previews do these days, and gives the whole plot away. Now you can know that Pixar is finally making a movie about a girl, with not a love scene in sight. Bless me, now I’m flushed.