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Trailer: Fast Five

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Wow, they actually steal an entire bank’s money vault . . . WITH CARS! I suppose that single sentence was all they had to say when pitching this sequel. As promised yesterday, above is the brand new trailer for Fast Five, which brings Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson into the mix.

Okay, I admit that seeing pretty much every star from all the earlier films in the series make a return is pretty cool. The fact that it’s basically The Fast and the Furious: Rio Drift is also a decent spin, but it still looks like a PG-13 watered down version of a movie that doesn’t do its content justice. Drug dens that make their workers package drugs not nude? Right, because druglords are modest.

It bugs me that it’s about gangsters and drugs and reckless driving, yet it doesn’t look vastly more adult themed than the other Rio movie coming out. I know we’ll never get an R rated sequel, and I know that the series is intended for the masses, but damn I wish it would happen.

Wow, they actually steal an entire bank's money vault . . . WITH CARS! I suppose that single sentence was all they had to say when pitching this sequel. As promised yesterday, above is the brand new trailer for Fast Five, which brings Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson into the mix.

Okay, I admit that seeing pretty much every star from all the earlier films in the series make a return is pretty cool. The fact that it's basically The Fast and the Furious: Rio Drift is also a decent spin, but it still looks like a PG-13 watered down version of a movie that doesn't do its content justice. Drug dens that make their workers package drugs not nude? Right, because druglords are modest.

It bugs me that it's about gangsters and drugs and reckless driving, yet it doesn't look vastly more adult themed than the other Rio movie coming out. I know we'll never get an R rated sequel, and I know that the series is intended for the masses, but damn I wish it would happen.