The newest trailer for G.I. Joe: Retaliation is more of a teaser than it is a trailer, but amongst that awesome rendition of “Seven Nation Army” and explosions and ninjas and the like comes an amazing little nugget courtesy of Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson:
“G.I. Joes … We’re fists. How do we strike? Together.”
Oh G.I. Joe: Retaliation, you are so gloriously stupid it’s fantastic. We cannot wait to throw money at you.