Trailer: Jack the Giant Slayer

Here’s the first official trailer for Buffy Jack the Giant Slayer (after its huge delay and name change from Killer to Slayer) starring that zombie kid from Warm Bodies (Nicholas Hoult), prequel Obi Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor), Blackbeard (Ian McShane), and Stanley Tucci who has no business being in a bad movie. What? Bad movie? That’s right kids. If the huge delay to March of next year (from its original release date of this past June) wasn’t an indication, this trailer should give you that pessimistic feeling. 

Even if some of the moments might be entertaining (maybe the giants look cool or funny, whatever), something tells me it got moved to March (the forgettable month before all the cool stuff in April) for a reason. Also totally called that fro, y’all.