Hey, look everyone, it’s the trailer for the next Paranormal Activity! This time, there’s a blonde teen girl played by someone from Glee! I bet she won’t get on your nerves at all! This one claims to be what all the others have been leading up to: a demon woman and child terrorizing a blonde teen.
I can’t really take these movies seriously anymore. I’ve finally gotten into Marble Hornets, the web series from Something Awful that created the now-popular Slender Man mythos, and that’s done found footage horror about a thousand times better than the Paranormal Activity movies, save for maybe the first one.