By Here’s the first full length trailer for May’s Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. It features a very large dose of story, so those trying to avoid spoilers should sail clear. Get it? It’s a pirate movie, and I’m making sailing jokes! Man, I’m a regular Bruce Vilanch!
Seriously, though, this is a pretty awesome trailer. Though every time I see a Pirates 4 trailer, I have forgotten that the film was coming out in the first place. It doesn’t look bad by any means. I have every intention of seeing it, but it’s just exceptionally forgettable. There’s no big, “Summon the kraken!,” moments here that were in the trailers for parts two and three. Also, this movie is suffering from a terminal lack of Bill Nighy, but that’s a more or less constant Hollywood problem.
[Via Punch Drunk Critics]