I love action movies just as much as anyone out there. Let’s be real, I liked Gamer. So it’s pretty safe to say that I should (in theory) be all about The Expendables. But man, that was such a bad movie. Not even mediocre, just flat-out bad. It’s like Stalone had a mid-life crisis at age 63. I realize though, that the movie has its fans. And hey, this post is for them, not for me.
So check out the bland teaser for The Expendables 2. While you Expendable fans watch this, I’m going to go watch the G.I. Joe 2 trailer three times. Why? Because that movie looks freaking awesome.[via Apple Trailers]