I had high hopes for you Jessica Biel. I remember you from 7th Heaven and then you disappeared for awhile. You’re recently coming back up in the world, but you keep making bad decisions. I mean, really? You’re starring in a movie about a really tall guy who kidnaps children? As a large 6’3 spectacle of Spanish manliness, I am deeply offended by your actions.
Then again, is the tall dude supernatural or is his (or in a shocking twist, her!) face just obscured. The Tall Man does look enjoyably bad, but I just can’t seem to get past the damn “heightism”.
I’m tall, but that doesn’t mean I want to steal children. I only steal hearts. That’s a fact.