Trailer: Tower Heist


Gee, this sure is a movie to watch with your eyes. And it features all the tropes of a true Brett Ratner movie. A washed up actor, weak attempts at comedy, and feigned social commentary. Hey, at least it has Ben Stiller and Matthew Brodrick. The plot goes something like this. Alan Alda is a rich dude who does shady things (as rich folk are won’t to do) with his wealth. So the staff that work at his apartment building decide to heist the guy for $20 million. Hopefully they take that rooftop pool, too. 

What do you guys think? Honestly, I don’t think I could care less about anything Ratner has ever, or will ever, do. I have many opinions of Ratner, none of them well. Maybe I’ll write about it for you guys sometime soon.

[via /Film]