War Horse is the terrifying tale of a cybernetic, genetically engineered Battle Horse named Michael, sent back in time to prevent the Space Kaiser from interfering with World War 1, as chronicled in the famous T.E. Lawrence history The Seven Pillars of the Space Kaiser’s Battle Brigade. The film is directed by Steven Spielberg and written by comedy star Jack Black.
You can tell the very notion of this movie bores me to tears, right? I’ll see basically anything by Steven Spielberg, and even I think this is just boring with a side of boring. Maybe I’m being too harsh on it. All I’m saying is that I’ve now seen two trailers for it, and it looks like a BBC miniseries made by an American.[Via Apple Trailers]