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Review: The Wave

  Watch Video We all know without argument that doing drugs is both fun and cool--but can it make you a better person? The Wave seeks to answer this question as lawyer Frank (Justin Long) skips out on his wife for a night so he can drink, ...   read
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  Watch Video Perhaps a prescient meditation on the fallout of a society antagonizing each other over the internet, or a dumb-fun blastathon of battle royale ultraviolence, Guns Akimbo looks like it's going to be a wild and wonderful ride...   read

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  Watch Video If you're a white dude with social problems, I hate to tell you this, but you're probably going to kill someone. Sorry, I don't make the rules. I just watch movies and then tell you what they tell me the rules are. The Night...   read

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The last year of our previous decade (2019 for anyone keeping track) was a big one for movies. Important, genre-redefining masterpieces and careful introspections of the human soul have crashed into the public consciousness. ...   read
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  Watch Video I want to watch Verotika so bad it hurts. It was supposed to drop Halloween of 2019 before having its release date cruelly pushed back to this year. Through this excruciating wait (which I'm sure we're all feeling), inch by ...   read

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  Watch Video Did you know you can make reservations to take your love to a White Castle on Valentine's Day? Is that a cool thing to do? Absolutely. The only problem is that then you need the perfect movie to pair with your sliders of passion--and that's where Cupid steps in, making sure that your roses are red... with blood!   read

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Review: VHYes

  Watch Video It's been an unseasonably warm winter in my corner of the world (the only one that matters), temperatures climbing to the sixties with long days of humid rain feeling more like April than January. Every once in a while I'll s...   read
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  Watch Video Amsterdam is about to become a hunting ground in the first trailer for Uncaged, my now most anticipated movie of 2019. Look at that glorious lion! He's beautiful, majestic, violent, and at least higher quality than the jagua...   read

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You want to see a big fat made-up number? $9.1 billion--a number so stupidly large you can't possibly imagine it as anything more than a figure on your screen--is how much streaming giants are said to be losing (per Charter C...   read

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  Watch Video Action movies are cool, because people get beat up. Sometimes they get stabbed. Other times they get shot a bunch. Every once in a while they blow up, and it's fun to watch. People break a lot of furniture, which is nice, bec...   read
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  Watch Video How is this movie coming out in January? I just don't get it. The first trailer was fantastic, and this fresh peek at Oz Perkins' latest is just so lush with inventive storybook horror images that I can't see this being any ...   read

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A little over a week ago, a new adaptation of Stephen King's The Dark Half was announced, and I attempted to predict what project in the massive slate of Stephen King adaptations would follow. My guess was Christine. I'm both...   read

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  Watch Video Parents, am I right? Can't live with them, wouldn't be alive without them. With the sudden approach of Christmas and other winter celebrations, it's that time in which we all dread traveling to visit our families. There's th...   read

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  Watch Video In the grand world of questions asked while pointing a revolver at someone, "You enjoy killing innocent people?" doesn't quite have the same punch as "Do you feel lucky, punk?" Maybe it's that in the above trailer, Guy Pearce doesn't call the biker-turned-bank robber any hurtful names. I don't know, but it's definitely missing something.   read

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You might wonder to yourself about the upcoming Nicolas Cage trip, Color Out of Space, what exactly does a color out of space look like anyway? If this poster is any indication, it looks a lot like a lightning bolt struck a lava lamp which then tore open the fabric of space-time itself. That's probably not too far off.   read
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  Watch Video Horror, though often hated by puritans, sometimes gets knocked as puritanical itself. Teens getting funky in the back of a van? Stab 'em. Drinking and doing drugs? Stab 'em. Virginal bookworm? Nope. Stop. Put down that knife...   read

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Just when I was beginning to lament that perhaps director Yorgos Lanthimos of award-magnet The Favourite was going to abandon his more aggressively weird history to focus on accolade gathering prestige pieces, news like this ...   read

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  Watch Video The VHS format means a lot of different things to a lot of different people. For me it meant the static beauty of green-and-purple tracking errors and the crushing reality that we were too poor to afford DVD--or to afford ca...   read

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It's probably going to blow your feeble minds to learn that there is apparently an adaptation of a Stephen King book that was already a movie currently in the works. Who would've guessed? Has this ever happened before? Certai...   read

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  Watch Video We have one stylish 80's throwback, looking to be brutal in all the right ways, with the above trailer for VFW. The setup sees a group of Vietnam vets hanging at their local VFW bar celebrating a birthday when a girl storms ...   read

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  Watch Video Ghost stories have never been much my bag, so I haven't really spent much time with The Grudge franchise. That all might change soon, however, since the upcoming remake has what appears to be a lot of blood in it. I sure do ...   read

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  Watch Video One of the main issues with the survival horror masterpiece Silent Hill 2 is that its central antagonist, Pyramid Head is meant to be a manifestation of the evils of an unrepressed libido running wild, dominating and destroy...   read

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  Watch Video Jesse V. Johnson, the director of super good punch-em-ups like Avengement and Savage Dog, is back for another bloody actioner, this time lacking in Scott Adkins but retaining Dominique Vandenberg from Triple Threat. On what ...   read

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  Watch Video A meditation on the familial nature of mental illness and the steady unwinding of a young man's psyche as he deals with an unstable mother and a broken home life, Daniel Isn't Real draws clear parallels with last year's sweat...   read
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  Watch Video Pagan horror is one of the most maligned styles of the horror genre. Though some low-budget efforts like Wake Wood can drag you in a surprising and interesting direction, the bulk are just pretenders to The Wicker Man th...   read
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  Watch Video Hello, I'm poor. As a poor soul trying to survive the Great Streaming Wars of 2019 (more likely the full-scale invasion of our wallets will take off in 2020), I have to wonder if there's any escape from the carving of content...   read
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  Watch Video Death Bed: The Bed That Eats is a familiar title to anyone who's a fan of bizarre cult cinema. Even if you haven't seen it, you know the name and understand that it's a movie about a bed that literally eats people. Is it a go...   read
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Yorgos Lanthimos, a very talented filmmaker with a name I will triple-check every time I type it, will follow up his accolade magnet The Favourite with a limited-series, because great filmmakers turning to TV is all the rage....   read

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Here's some slender news to let your imagination run wild with: Fede Alvarez, the filmmaker behind the phenomenal Evil Dead remake and Don't Breath plans to direct a film that we no nothing about, except for one very tantalizing logline. The horror/thriller is being billed as "The Shining set in the White House." I mean, where do we even start, besides abject screams of delight?   read

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  Watch Video I think one thing on which we can all agree is that once a teenage boy starts doing his face like The Crow it's time to give him a wide berth. In the case of the young man leading Killer Therapy, that distance might just save your life.   read

 

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