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Here's some unsolicited advice from the internet, Paramount--I hear you're into that--don't throw away the mummified corpse of Sonic that you only allowed us to glimpse before casting away forever. You can't do that to us. We...   read
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Review: The Shed

  Watch Video As someone who has had cats, squirrels, and even a groundhog trapped inside my family shed growing up, there's a strange intimacy to that moment when you hear an inhuman sound bubble from what ought to be a closed and predict...   read
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  Watch Video A dead patriarch, disturbed brother, missing child, mysterious lake, and secret pagan cult are a lot to stuff into one movie. It's like a plot pierogi ready to burst--but Red Handed is willing to risk spilling that hot potat...   read

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  Watch Video In 2009, Frank Sabatella directed his first feature--Blood Night: The Legend of Mary Hatchet. It's an exploitation heavy slasher about college students who unwittingly summon the ghost of a maddened murderess searching for th...   read

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  Watch Video Sometimes the merciless criticism of the internet can bring the world together under the banner of hating one terrible decision. Back in April that decision was the design for a film adaptation of everyone's favorite blue vi...   read

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  Watch Video We now have our fist official look at Color Out of Space, starring Nicolas Cage and directed by Richard Stanley, and it's shaping up to be a trip. The beautiful neon-drenched scenery, bloody and strange hallucinations, and a shotgun freakout by Cage give me plenty of reason to be hella stoked for this release. I mean, it won't be Mandy. Not much can be, though, and what's here looks very cool.   read

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  Watch Video If your horror title features two words, then I expect to see both words duly accounted for. Dead Alive featured both the dead and alive--and dead things that were still alive--earning it a big check mark. Blood Creek took p...   read

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  Watch Video If a horror movie has a child, then chances are that child is the entire reason the horror movie exists. Imagine if the couple in Pet Sematary just had the cat and no kids? They would've been fine. Imagine Rosemary's Baby bu...   read

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  Watch Video Red Letter Day sets its stage like a Hallmark Original horror movie. We meet the Edwards family, a three-piece unit with dorky brother Timothy (Kaeleb Zain Gartner), goth sister Madison (Hailey Foss), and divorced mom Melanie...   read
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Review: Marla

  Watch Video Marla boasts a fascinating concept. Our title heroine is a young woman scraping by on tips who wants to get an IUD and is given an opportunity to have a free one installed on the sly from an old friend of her brother's. Littl...   read
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  Watch Video Growing up in rural Pennsylvania, I have to say that little piques my hometown nostalgia more than a boy dressed head-to-toe in camouflage killing animals and taking them home to his monster of a dad. This trailer for Antler...   read

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  Watch Video Robert Bronzi, a man you might remember from a rip-off so blatant it's actually kind of endearing, is officially making a career of looking an awful lot like Charles Bronson. This just goes to prove that Hollywood really is ...   read

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  Watch Video Sometimes protection kills (!) in this trailer for Marla, a female written/directed/led horror about an IUD gone horribly wrong. IUDs can be painful, and it's certainly more than a little eerie to have something like that in...   read

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  Watch Video When I was a child growing up in Shamokin, Pennsylvania--the place with the Dunkin' Donuts fire--there was always this weird old guy who dragged a sack around and mostly sat by a bridge. He was an oddity, since most weird ol...   read

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  Watch Video Sometimes a rat, cat, or raccoon bumbles its way into your shed one night, and you have no idea how it got in there. Worst of all, it has no idea how to get out, and it's mad as hell about it. But what if instead of locking ...   read
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Review: Trick

  Watch Video Trick bills itself as a new breed of slasher film--which, to be fair, is how most new slasher films bill themselves--and that's apparent from the offset. Sure, this is a movie about a masked teenager who goes on a killing spr...   read
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  Watch Video There are all sorts of ways to overcome an alcohol dependency--self-help books, therapy, Alcoholics Anonymous. One method covered much too rarely, however, is vigilante violence. Sometimes all you have to do is shoot a gangs...   read

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  Watch Video Do you want to see a masked psycho hillbilly flay a woman's face off with a big (and not very famous) ax? Well, then click away! I won't stop you. Since it's now October, no one's really allowed to say no to this stuff, anyw...   read

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Army of the Dead, Zack Snyder's Netflix zombie heist film is officially beginning its slow drip-feed of  details as the film shuffles toward release. The first juicy chunk of information? A release window--slated for "ne...   read

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We've all been there: You're in the final seconds of an eBay auction, and suddenly some sniper out to make your life miserable ratchets the price beyond what you know is reasonable. Your guts are boiling with fury. You're not...   read

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  Watch Video October is a wonderful month, being the one time of year when people can freely admit they enjoy a creepy flick without adding the caveat "because it's more than just a horror movie," and we can ignore the dummies who comp...   read

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  Watch Video Let's get this controversy out of the way right now: The piece of demonic furniture in Killer Sofa is (big gasp)... not actually a sofa. It's a recliner. It's a chair. As Oxford describes it, a sofa is "a long upholstered sea...   read
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  Watch Video I imagine that having been the star of Face/Off makes it pretty impossible to be surprised by pitches for just about any action film ever, so of course Nicolas Cage has signed on for a movie in which he has to hunt an assass...   read

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A married couple attempts a camping trip, the first vacation they've had since an outing to celebrate their daughter's birthday. There is no child, now. They're alone, despondent, and aggravated as they twist through backroad...   read
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If Hollywood knows one thing it's that if one studio makes a successful film using a gimmick, then using the exact same gimmick with your own property will bring the exact same amount of success and profit in return. It works...   read

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Do you like being scared--scared of how much money you're making!? USDish.com is looking to prey on your greatest fear of all--economic insecurity--by giving you the chance to watch 13 films based on Stephen King's works for ...   read
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  Watch Video Giving off some serious John Dies at the End vibes, the above trailer for The Wave reminds us that taking drugs from strangers is a terrible idea--that could also give us powers and let us hop through alternate dimensions. S...   read

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  Watch Video As a person who pretty well only consumes horror media, I feel like I can safely say from a position of certainty and authority that this trailer for The Furies has a lot of horror in it--like maybe eight times as much as yo...   read

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  Watch Video One of my favorite things about low-budget filmmaking is that when you see the strings, when you feel the quirks and inconsistencies that haven't been edited, re-shot, or focus-grouped away you get to see the people within th...   read
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  Watch Video The Shat-man himself is returning to glorious B-movie territory with this trailer for Devil's Revenge, and in a surprise twist it looks like he'll be in more than one or two minutes of the film! A usual heartbreak for a conn...   read
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