By So, you saw Fast Five this weekend. No, that’s not a question. I’m telling you that you did. Even if you don’t remember it, at some point you stumbled out of a martini bar and into a theater, sitting down to watch cars and bald people flash before your eyes. How else do you explain so many million?
Well, now that we have that out of the way, what else did you see? Were you one of the five people who sat down for Prom? As for me, I didn’t, but I did crash some sort of prom. They were dancing so we walked into the ballroom and yelled penis. True story.
Catch us up on your movie watching adventures in the comments down below.
Now there’s a movie someone should make. Hey, you, guy with more talent than me! Make a trailer mashup.
Aside from the obvious, there are a couple of other movies coming out this week that you probably aren’t planning to see. Prom is a movie with the daughter from the TV series Friday Night Lights, 13 Assassins is a movie about a rather specific number of assassins, and Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil is a movie with a really obvious and obnoxious grammatical joke. Wonderful.
I’m very interested in 13 Assassins myself. Of course, it is not playing near me. Do you know what it’s like to live in the cinema capital of the world? Now, imagine the opposite of that. Got the image in your mind? Now, insert me in there. Yep. That’s my reality.
So, lovely readers who definitely live someone more movie-friendly than me, what are you seeing this weekend? Catching up on any prior releases? Let us know down in the comments!