Why Don’t You Just Die! is set to splatter theaters April 10

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Arrow Video looks to be taking us on a wild and blood-soaked ride this April with Why Don’t You Just Die! 

Coming to select theaters in the US April 10, Why Don’t You Just Die! sees Matev looking to restore his girlfriend’s honor by breaking into her parents’ apartment and killing her father with a hammer. Sometimes you got to do some wild stuff for love. As the title suggests, though, good ol’ dad isn’t so keen to die and proves a formidable opponent as walls are broken, doors shattered, and furniture left in splinters in their unyielding fight.

This Russian thrill ride looks to be full of bone-crunching beatdowns, copious spurts of blood, and a darkly comic violent chaos that I am very much down for. When someone’s literally getting drilled in a bathtub, you know I’m keen.

If you happen to live in Los Angeles, New York, Chicago, New Orleans, Pittsburgh, Columbus, Knoxville, Ithaca, Houston, Lubbock, El Paso, or Phoenix be sure to keep your eyes peeled as it should be bludgeoning a theater near you.

Kyle Yadlosky
Kyle Yadlosky only cares about trash. The trippy, bizarre, DIY, and low-budget are his home. He sleeps in dumpsters and eats tinfoil. He also writes horror fiction sometimes.