Don’t you wish you had dump cart? Think of all of the things that you could cart and then subsequently dump if you were in possession of dump cart. What would you cart and dump if you were in possession of dump cart, you ask? The answer is simple: 600 pounds of whatever material most fits your dumping and carting needs.
Once you get dump cart, you’ll be able to carry around all of the great stories of the day, such as our review of The Human Centipede 2. You could even carry around a human centipede granted that it did not exceed 600 pounds.
(Ladies and gentlemen, After the Credits has officially nuked the fridge.)
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