My Halloween was pretty happy until Max showed me this monstrosity. I will have a dream tonight of Muskrats holding a pillow over my face. A tiny muskrat pillow. Over my manface. I expect that I’ll defend myself with a banana telephone and it will prove ineffective, providing only a telephone cord that can be used as an alternate method of strangulation once the muskrats learn that the tiny muskrat pillow is too tiny for my manface.
These are the things I think of when I’m awake. You really don’t want to know what my dreams are like.
Please to be getting aroused by our arousing content from today, including the top Flixist horror films and a bunch of other stuff related to some sort of holiday that happened.
Monday Movie Trivia: Aronofsky bought Perfect Blue rights
Flixist Faves: The ten best horror films
Scared Flixist: The Gate
Some Like It Hot: Scream Queens
Why Halloween III: Season of the Witch is totally awesome
Timberlake and Goodman folk around for the Coen brothers
Box Office Numbers: Rich pussy cat
Acting guilds to IMDb: Stop posting our ages!
Toronto Draws Tintin: art about The Adventures of Tintin
New Posters for Arrietty, ParaNorman and Into the Abyss
The Divide releasing unrated cut in 2012
Joss Whedon prepping metaphysical romance ‘In Your Eyes’