This video gives me an idea for a new superhero: Captain Profanity. His super power would involve visiting kindergartens and cursing a lot. He would often end up naked. His kryptonite is, ironically, coitus. Like this above video, he would be NSFW. Well, I mean, he’d be generally unsafe.
Now let’s all talk about Don Cheadle and how awesome he is. Ready, go.
Review: Swinging With the Finkels
Review: Fright Night
Adapted: Masterpieces waiting to happen
RealD expanding into China with 100 screens
Tron 3 a go? Bruce Boxleitner says so
Takashi Miike’s Ninja Kids might be remade by Hollywood
Sion Sono’s Love Exposure coming to New York City
MoviePass beats a dead horse, finds new partner
I’m going to spoil much of The Avengers now
New Releases, week of 8/30/2011: Coen Crazy edition
Clooney withdrawing from U.N.C.L.E.
Man of Steel photos confirm Superman costume is a costume
New details and a title for Coen brothers next film
George Lucas ruining Star Wars afresh
Netflix Now: The Expendables Edition
JapanFlix having 25% discount sale in September
Girl With The Dragon Tattoo almost done, adds Alan Dale
Trailers and Video:
Trailer: The Skin I Live In
Trailer: Apollo 18
Trailer: Killing Bono
Trailer: Love Exposure (plus new poster!)
NSFW Video: See Jennifer Lawrence as nude, blue Mystique
Flix for Short: Chaos Cinema
Watch Marvel’s one-shot “The Consultant” early!
Trailer: A Dangerous Method