Fangboner trailer accidentally pees all over your face


I don’t know how many people there are like me in the world (that I haven’t tracked down and murdered by now), but if you happen to be anything like me then sometimes you sit down and think, “Man, I’ve watched too many good movies, lately. I need some aggressively trashy garbage to cleanse my pallet.” That’s when I turn to time-honored classics like Gore Whore, Zombie Bloodbath, The Taint, or Pazucus: Island of Vomit and Despair to help reset and unwind to some joyous nonsense. Perhaps soon enough I’ll add Fangboner to that esteemed collection.

Coming from Wild Eye Raw and Extreme (which is definitely over-selling it), Fangboner has Dick and Suzy who share the same STD–they both need to feed on blood, but only through people’s genitals. With I pitch like that, how could I possibly say no?

I have no idea when this will be officially released, but I swear on my mother’s life that I’ll keep the world updated on its developments.

Kyle Yadlosky
Kyle Yadlosky only cares about trash. The trippy, bizarre, DIY, and low-budget are his home. He sleeps in dumpsters and eats tinfoil. He also writes horror fiction sometimes.