Review: Mondo Hollywoodland
I’ve been struggling for days about how, exactly, to describe Mondo Hollywoodland for this review. Completely outside of my wheelhouse of movies, this ...
Tag: low budget
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Review: Like a Dirty French Novel
One of the unique benefits of writing about films online is that you tend to get requests at random for movies you’ve never ...
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Review: Witness Infection
In Witness Infection, bad sausages from New Jersey cause Italian mobsters in the witness protection program to fart and vomit so much that they become ...
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Review: Lake Michigan Monster
If there’s one term that annoys me more than anything when describing a film’s quality, it would be “B-movie.” The term is meant ...
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Lake Michigan Monster smashes together The Lighthouse and SpongeBob SquarePants
One of my favorite comfort-food films is Roger Corman’s 1957 “classic,” Attack of the Crab Monsters. It’s a bizarre and nonsensical ball in ...
Vampire vixens liquor men up and bleed them dry in trailer for Girls Just Wanna Have Blood
Look, we all know women want just one thing out of a man–blood. That’s right, children, hickeys are nothing but vampiric portals burrowed ...
Trailers
Exorcism At 60,000 Feet trailer asks you to use your vomit bag
Flying terrifies me. Going against all logic and common sense, the thought of having to travel by plane anywhere leaves me in a ...
The script for a sequel to The VelociPastor has been finished
At a time when production is shutting down for just about every movie and show on earth, when theaters are either empty or ...
Trailers
Get possessed by trailer for In the Trap
The devil kind of sucks. Always possessing people, making them twist around and murder and stuff. It’s just no good. The horror of ...
Trailers
Behind You trailer unlocks the basement door to freaky ghost stuff
Creepy locked basement, eerie red lighting, and dust coated antique furniture lures us into this trailer for Behind You. It captures a good, ...
Same Boat trailer is like Looper but a romantic comedy
If you ever sat through Looper wondering, “Yeah, but when are they gonna bone?” then I might just have the movie for you! ...
Trailers
Abominable clip is kind of silly until a dude gets his face ripped off
Plenty of film clips can be tired, boring wastes of time where nothing really happens, and you feel the marketing team grabbed any ...