Review: Witness Infection In Witness Infection, bad sausages from New Jersey cause Italian mobsters in the witness protection program to fart and vomit so much that they become ... By Jesse LabMarch 30, 20210 2.4 Movies
7.6 Movies Review: Lake Michigan Monster If there’s one term that annoys me more than anything when describing a film’s quality, it would be “B-movie.” The term is meant ... By Jesse LabAugust 4, 20200
Movies Lake Michigan Monster smashes together The Lighthouse and SpongeBob SquarePants One of my favorite comfort-food films is Roger Corman’s 1957 “classic,” Attack of the Crab Monsters. It’s a bizarre and nonsensical ball in ... By Kyle YadloskyJuly 2, 20200
Trailers Vampire vixens liquor men up and bleed them dry in trailer for Girls Just Wanna Have Blood Look, we all know women want just one thing out of a man–blood. That’s right, children, hickeys are nothing but vampiric portals burrowed ... By Kyle YadloskyMay 25, 20200
Trailers Exorcism At 60,000 Feet trailer asks you to use your vomit bag Flying terrifies me. Going against all logic and common sense, the thought of having to travel by plane anywhere leaves me in a ... By Kyle YadloskyMay 25, 20200
The script for a sequel to The VelociPastor has been finished At a time when production is shutting down for just about every movie and show on earth, when theaters are either empty or ... By Kyle YadloskyMay 25, 20200
Trailers Get possessed by trailer for In the Trap The devil kind of sucks. Always possessing people, making them twist around and murder and stuff. It’s just no good. The horror of ... By Kyle YadloskyMay 25, 20200
Trailers Behind You trailer unlocks the basement door to freaky ghost stuff Creepy locked basement, eerie red lighting, and dust coated antique furniture lures us into this trailer for Behind You. It captures a good, ... By Kyle YadloskyMay 25, 20200
Trailers Same Boat trailer is like Looper but a romantic comedy If you ever sat through Looper wondering, “Yeah, but when are they gonna bone?” then I might just have the movie for you! ... By Kyle YadloskyMay 25, 20200
Trailers Abominable clip is kind of silly until a dude gets his face ripped off Plenty of film clips can be tired, boring wastes of time where nothing really happens, and you feel the marketing team grabbed any ... By Kyle YadloskyMay 25, 20200
Artsploitation to release a double dose of death, bringing Dead Dicks and The Dead Ones to Blu-ray and VOD this summer As someone who has spent his entire adult life guzzling horror movies the same way others do their morning coffee, I can attest ... By Kyle YadloskyMay 25, 20200 Trailers
Your Week on VOD: Hollywood comes home and Jesse Eisenberg gets lost in surreal suburbia [Welcome to Your Week on VOD: a rundown of all the latest blockbusters and indie releases to digitally rent and own for all ... By Kyle YadloskyMay 25, 20200