Netflix Now: Adios, Carlos Danger Edition

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Not to pile on Anthony Weiner this morning, but boy did his campaign experience an epic meltdown last night. Senor Danger got less than 5% of the vote, which should have been the end of it, but then things got nuts. They have a rundown over at Gawker, and here are the highlights: wife not present at concession speech, wife not mentioned in concession speech, Sydney Leathers (the woman he sexted with) shows up to the campaign party, he gets chased through a McDonald’s into an alleyway to avoid running into Leathers, and then he flips reporters the bird as he drives away.

That’s some Wile E. Coyote-level mayhem to close out your political career.

I have no segue.

The second season of Bob’s Burgers is now on Netflix Instant, and ditto Lilo & Stitch and The Emperor’s New Groove. You can also stream Terrence Malick’s To the Wonder (which is a total fans-only film, and even then it’s alienating), Parker with Jason Statham, and the schlocky Aftershock starring Eli Roth.

Check out the new things on Netflix Instant after the cut, and say adios to Carlos Danger.

  • 100 Below Zero
  • Absence
  • Aftershock
  • American Dad!: Season 7
  • American Mary
  • Army Wives: Season 7
  • Becoming Chaz
  • The Big Fix
  • Black Butler: Season 2
  • Blood Money
  • Blood Runs Cold
  • Bob’s Burgers: Season 2
  • Brawler
  • Category 8
  • Cleaver Family Reunion
  • Derek (Trailer)
  • Dutch Influence
  • The Emperor’s New Groove
  • The Fall
  • Gabe the Cupid Dog
  • Harland Williams: A Force of Nature
  • Hounds
  • Jim Breuer: And Laughter for All
  • John Caparulo: Come Inside Me
  • Justin Time
  • King Kelly
  • Kitchen Nightmares (U.K.): Series 1
  • Kitchen Nightmares (U.K.): Series 2
  • Kitchen Nightmares (U.K.): Series 3
  • Kitchen Nightmares (U.K.): Series 4
  • Kitchen Nightmares (U.K.): Series 5
  • Kronk’s New Groove
  • Leroy & Stitch
  • Lilo & Stitch
  • Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has A Glitch
  • Lizzie
  • My Babysitter’s a Vampire: Season 1
  • My Babysitter’s a Vampire: Season 2
  • Nesting
  • The New Year
  • Night Vision
  • One Direction: The Only Way Is Up
  • Parker
  • Radio Unnameable
  • Ramsay’s Best Restaurant: Season 1
  • Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares
  • Safe Haven
  • She Wants Me
  • Stitch! The Movie
  • Strange Frame
  • Strawberry Shortcake: Berry Bitty Adventures
  • Strawberry Shortcake: Sweet Dreams
  • Tent City, U.S.A.
  • To the Wonder
  • Unraveled
  • War Witch
  • We the Party
  • Welcome to Pine Hill

New additions to Netflix Watch Instantly apply only to readers in the United States. For those in other parts of the world, your choices may vary.

Weekly Netflix Now Awards

Most Likely to Be Rewatched First

Bob’s Burgers: Season 2

Most Likely to Be Watched First

War Witch

Sadly Not a Sequel to Dutch with Ed O’Neill

Dutch Influence

Sadly Not a Movie About Paul Verhoeven

Dutch Influence

Sadly Not a Movie About Paul Vehoeven with Ed O’Neill

Dutch Influence

Best Post-Punk Band

The Fall

You Just Lost Your Appetite

John Caparulo: Come Inside Me

You Should Read the Richard Stark Novels or the Darwyn Cooke Comic Book Adaptations Instead

Parker

Celsius or Fahrenheit? It Makes a Big Difference

100 Below Zero

Two Titles That Should Be Made Into One Title with a Subtitle

Blood Money: Blood Runs Cold

Best Title

Gabe the Cupid Dog

Hubert Vigilla
Brooklyn-based fiction writer, film critic, and long-time editor and contributor for Flixist. A booster of all things passionate and idiosyncratic.