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Hey, look! It’s the much-hyped early summer film, Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies! It may seem a bit early for it to be on Netflix already, but it seems like the powers that be are smiling upon us. I was hoping very much to see a former US president beat the crap out of an undead nemesis, and it looks like I don’t even have to get myself to a theater to appreciate the inherent patriotism of killing things.
Oh, my. I’m sorry, guys. I seem to have confused this movie with a different summer hit about Abraham Lincoln fighting fantastical creatures. How embarrassing. Everyone knows that the real summer hit was Abraham Lincoln: Harpy Hunter. Or was it Lincoln the Loch Ness Liberator? Either way, it totally wasn’t the one about zombies. My bad.
Hit the jump for Lincoln in some capacity!
- Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies
- All Dogs Go to Heaven 2
- Cairo Time
- Captain America: The First Avenger
- Cream: Royal Albert Hall
- Discovery Atlas (TV)
- Hell on Wheels (TV)
- Love in Space
- The Race
- Salvage Mice
- Sound of Noise
- Stalked: Someone’s Watching (TV)
- Starting at the Finish Line: The Coach Buehler Story
- What Happens Next
- The Yellow Wallpaper
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