By Sometimes, there’s nothing good on Netflix. That time is often. We’ve all been there: eyes aglow, hopeful for the new selection, and nothing awaits us but disappointment and the general bedtime routine of crying during masturbation. We fall asleep with dreams unmet, wishing that, one day, something wonderful will come along to make us forget our dreary worlds of crushed hopes and uncountable regrets.
That week is now, dear readers.
This week, Netflix has brought us gold. There is nothing better out there, but it’s okay. We will be content with our one selection, and every reviewing will bring to us a new level of comprehension. The understanding will rush to our minds and we will be at peace with ourselves, tears flowing freely with no cares or self-consciousness. We now have with us a television series about hurling pumpkins from rocket launchers, and we need nothing else.
That’s right, readers. All will be well. Hit the jump for Punkin’ Chunkin’.
- Adaptation
- Adventures in Lalaloopsy Land: The Search for the Pillow
- Air Collision
- Apnea
- Beast Wars: Transformers (TV)
- Bridezillas (TV)
- Dead Space: Aftermath
- Drop Dead Diva (TV)
- Finding Jenua
- The Heir Apparent: Largo Winch
- Henry’s Crime
- I Ain’t Scared of You: A Tribute to Bernie Mac
- King of Devil’s Island
- Mercy
- A Mother’s Love
- Punkin’ Chunkin’ (TV)
- South Park (TV)
- Ultrasuede: In Search of Halston
New additions to Netflix Watch Instantly apply only to readers in the United States. For those in other parts of the world, your choices may vary.