By A ton of new stuff was added to Netflix this week. You might think it would be mostly horror movies given the time of month, and you might be correct! There are a couple of boring, snooze-fest conventional horror movies, but you don’t want to watch those. No, you want a much worse kind of horror: terrifying CG animals in children’s TV shows. These things go way beyond low budget and into nightmare territory.
There are a bunch of documentaries out this week, too, including two about William Shatner. I saw one of them, and I don’t have high hopes for the other one. Another documentary on the list is Machete Maidens Unleashed!, which Alec says is even better than its amazing title. Also, there’s a movie called Eating Out: Drama Camp, and it’s not about going to restaurants. I know: I’m as shocked as you are.
Hit the jump for hopes and dreams!
- A Arte do Insulto
- Adam Ferrara: Funny As Hell
- The Agent
- Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves: The Lost Scimitar of Arabia
- Alice in Wonderland: What’s the Matter with Hatter?
- At the Edge of the World
- Batfink (TV)
- Beneath Still Waters
- The Bill Cosby Show (TV)
- The Bleeding House
- Born to Ride
- Caillou at Play (TV)
- Caillou’s Family Fun (TV)
- The Captains
- A Christmas Carol
- The Chameleon
- Crude Independence
- Discworld: Wyrd Sisters (TV)
- Double Dragon (TV)
- The Dread
- DreamWorks Spooky Stories
- Dying God
- Earthquake Presents: From the Outhouse to the White House
- Eating Out: Drama Camp
- Extreme Dinosaurs (TV)
- Faces in the Crowd
- Flip the Script
- Freeway Killer
- F/X
- A Golden Christmas
- Gordon Glass
- The Grand (TV)
- Highlander: The Complete Animated Series (TV)
- Hopalong Cassidy Collection (TV)
- In the Hands of the Gods
- Into the Universe with Stephen Hawking (TV)
- The Jungle Book: Rikki-Tikki-Tavi to the Rescue
- Kevin Hart: I’m a Grown Little Man
- Kong: The Animated Series (TV)
- Kong: Return to the Jungle
- Leap Year (Año Bisiesto)
- Legend of the Dragon (TV)
- A Little Help
- Little Matchmakers
- Lou
- A Lure
- Machete Maidens Unleashed!
- Martin & Orloff
- Midnight Chronicles
- Mother of Invention
- My Favorite Martian (TV)
- New Muslim Cool
- The Next Three Days
- The Nine Lives of Marion Barry
- Paul Rodriguez: Comedy Rehab
- Pocket Dragon Adventures (TV)
- Pocoyo: Pocoyo and Friends (TV)
- The Prince and the Pauper: Double Trouble
- Restaurant
- Roast of Charlie Sheen (TV)
- Robin Hood: Quest for the King
- Roswell Conspiracies (TV)
- Season of the Witch
- Shades of Fear
- Skysurfer Strike Force (TV)
- Solitary
- Solved: Extreme Forensics (TV)
- Special When Lit: A Pinball Documentary
- Splitting Heirs
- Starla and the Jewel Riders (TV)
- Starz Studios: The Ides of March/The Three Musketeers/The Mighty Macs (TV)
- Street Kings 2: Motor City
- Super WHY!: Beach Day Mystery & Other Stories (TV)
- Super WHY!: Dr. Dolittle & Other Stories (TV)
- Super WHY!: The Gingerbread Man & Other Stories (TV)
- Super WHY!: King Midas & Other Stories (TV)
- Super WHY!: Little Miss Muffet & Other Stories (TV)
- Super WHY!: The Magic Porridge Pot & Other Stories (TV)
- Super WHY!: The Rolling Rice Cakes & Other Stories (TV)
- Super WHY!: The Three Billy Goats Gruff & Other Stories (TV)
- Super WHY!: Thumbelina & Other Stories (TV)
- Super WHY!: The Tortoise and the Hare & Other Stories (TV)
- Super WHY!: Twas the Night Before Christmas & Other Stories (TV)
- Super WHY!: The Ugly Duckling & Other Stories (TV)
- Takedowns & Falls
- The Three Musketeers: Saving the Crown
- Tom Wilson: Bigger than You
- Ultimate Book of Spells (TV)
- Ultimate Predator (TV)
- UltraForce (TV)
- The Warrior’s Way
- When the Lights Go Out
- William Shatner’s Gonzo Ballet
- W.M.D.
- X’s & O’s
New additions to Netflix Watch Instantly apply only to readers in the United States. For those in other parts of the world, your choices may vary.