Netflix is like that friend that’s dieting and wants you to do it, too, so they’re only offering a tiny amount of new material this week and you’ll totally want more once you’re finished. Ordering dessert is going to get you the stink eye big time. Don’t you know how hard Netflix is trying? Ugh, you’re so insensitive.
On the plus side, you won’t feel terribly hungry after watching Toddlers & Tiaras, but Archer might bring back your tummy’s attention. Shut Up Little Man! is apparently also very pleasing to the palate, but I haven’t sampled it yet, myself.
Who lets me write these things when I’m hungry?
- 2012: Zombie Apocalypse
- Archer (TV)
- Beneath the Darkness
- Beyond Survival with Les Stroud (TV)
- Desperately Seeking Santa
- Happy, Happy
- The Lie
- The Lincoln Lawyer
- MI-5 (TV)
- Poolboy: Drowning Out the Fury
- Semper Fi: Always Faithful
- Shut Up Little Man! An Audio Misadventure
- Stephen King’s Bag of Bones (TV)
- Toddlers & Tiaras (TV)
- Wolf Town
New additions to Netflix Watch Instantly apply only to readers in the United States. For those in other parts of the world, your choices may vary.