A lot of movies out this Valentine’s Day, but not a lot of big releases. Human Centipede II: Full Sequence is out though, so you and your honey can cuddle up and watch a fat man grunt erotically as he sews people together butt-to-mouth! ROMANCE!
If lots of feces and agonized screaming isn’t really your speed, you can watch Johnny Depp play another Hunter S. Thompson character in The Rum Diaries! If I had to guess what good straight-to-video films out this week would be worth a watch (for one reason or another, anyways), my money’s on Woody Allen: A Documentary and Nude Nuns With Big Guns. Both of those sound like awesome.
On the re-release front, the big ones are All Quiet on the Western Front on Blu-ray and Three Outlaw Samurai gets a Criterion release. Paranormal Activity 3 also gets a re-release for some reason, but hey why not?
As always, the full list of releases is below. Lemme know what you’re picking up this week and if there’s anything I didn’t mention that is worth checking out!
New releases
All Things Fall Apart (DVD, Blu-ray)
American Teacher (DVD)
The Dead (DVD, Blu-ray)
The Devil’s Rock (DVD)
Elite Squad (DVD, Blu-ray)
How to Die in Oregon (DVD)
Human Centipede II: Full Sequence (DVD, Blu-ray)
Mama I Want to Sing (DVD)
Mozart’s Sister (DVD, Blu-ray)
Nude Nuns With Big Guns (DVD, Blu-ray)
Ocean Heaven (DVD)
Pianomania (DVD)
The Rum Diary (DVD, Blu-ray)
Take Shelter (DVD, Blu-ray)
Under the Boardwalk: The Monopoly Story (DVD)
Urbanized (DVD)
Woody Allen: A Documentary (DVD)
Re-releases
All Quiet on the Western Front (Blu-ray)
Boeing Boeing (Blu-ray)
The Geisha Boy (DVD, Blu-ray)
Paranormal Activity 3 (DVD)
Three Outlaw Samurai (Criterion) (DVD, Blu-ray)
Theatrical, Direct-to-Video and TV Movies
|
Title |
Formats |
Studio |
|
The Rum Diary |
DVD, Blu-ray |
Sony Pictures |
|
Human Centipede II: Full Sequence |
DVD, Blu-ray |
MPI |
|
Take Shelter |
DVD, Blu-ray |
Sony Pictures |
|
The Dead |
DVD, Blu-ray |
Anchor Bay |
|
Woody Allen: A Documentary |
DVD |
Docurama |
|
Elite Squad |
DVD, Blu-ray |
New Video |
|
Mozart’s Sister |
DVD, Blu-ray |
Music Box |
|
American Teacher |
DVD |
First Run |
|
All Things Fall Apart |
DVD, Blu-ray |
Image |
|
Urbanized |
DVD |
New Video |
|
Nude Nuns With Big Guns |
DVD, Blu-ray |
Image |
|
How to Die in Oregon |
DVD |
New Video |
|
The Devil’s Rock |
DVD |
eOne |
|
Pianomania |
DVD |
First Run |
|
Mama I Want to Sing |
DVD |
Fox |
|
Under the Boardwalk: The Monopoly Story |
DVD |
New Video |
|
Ocean Heaven |
DVD |
Well Go USA |
Re-releases
|
Title |
Formats |
Studio |
|
Paranormal Activity 3 |
DVD |
Paramount |
|
Three Outlaw Samurai |
DVD, Blu-ray |
Criterion |
|
All Quiet on the Western Front |
Blu-ray |
Universal |
|
Boeing Boeing |
Blu-ray |
Olive |
|
The Geisha Boy |
DVD, Blu-ray |
Olive |