Spider-Man teams up with OPI for themed nail polish


Because this is what the ladies want, right? Somehow, in all their wisdom, Sony Pictures has decided to team up with OPI to create nail polish colors based on the upcoming The Amazing Spider-Man. Oh, that’s right. Sony really knows how to get chummy with the girls with six new colors including Into the Night blue, metallic gold-green Just Spotted the Lizard. There also appears to be a crackled green color, perhaps also based on the Lizard. 

Okay, so first of all, I’m totally not into these ugly colors. With the exception of the blue and plain white, all of them are kind of obnoxiously bright and/or a disgusting shade of green. Trust me, I’m an artist. I can tell you which colors are ugly. I don’t know about anyone else, but I’m not buying any of these for $8.50 a bottle. 

But…er…I guess they’re trying to appeal to their female demographic, or at least acknowledge that it exists. That’s something, right?