And what’s that, you ask? Do you really need me to spell it out?
In order for The Avengers to not be a complete and utter piece of s**t (which is totally is), it needed more of HARRY DEAN MOTHERF**KING STANTON. Iron Man? Who gives a crap about that guy? You wanted three and a half hours of the star of Alpha Dog, The Straight Story, and Young Doctors in Love, the three best movies ever made starring HARRY DEAN MOTHERF**KING STANTON. Which means they’re the best movies ever made in the history of the cinema.
What other actor has made a lucrative career out of looking like a half-melted victim of the Ark of the Covenant? That’s right. HARRY DEAN MOTHERF**KING STANTON. Now watch the damn deleted scene that’s got something to do with the dude that plays The Hulk. I don’t even care who that is. Because he’s not HARRY DEAN MOTHERF**KING STANTON.
