Review: The Dark Red
Sybil Warren (April Billingsley) is a young woman with issues. She’s a schizophrenic in a mental ward trying to explain to a no-nonsense ...
Monthly Archives: May 2020
Trailers
Butt Boy trailer has me pooping myself with anticipation
Sometimes you hear about a movie so riveting, so high concept, so beyond reality that it knocks the air out of you. The ...
Trailers
Seven Stages to Achieve Eternal Bliss trailer murders itself in your bathtub
Here’s a good rule of thumb: If you live in a city, and you can somehow afford your rent without breaking into a ...
C What’s On: The Criterion Channel’s Programming for March 2020
A new month is upon us, which means it’s time for another installment of C What’s On, our look at what the Criterion ...
A24 and AMC cojure satanic movie marathon in preperation for Saint Maud
Lent is a scary time for some folks. You got to give up something you love for forty solid days, abstain from meat–and ...
Disney’s Artemis Fowl trailer proves book adaptations don’t need source material
Eoin Colfer brought child prodigy turned criminal mastermind Artemis Fowl to readers everywhere in 2001 with the release of Artemis Fowl. Seven books ...
High tech and high fantasy collide in the latest trailer for Artemis Fowl
Pulling from the YA bucket, we’re inching closer and closer to Disney’s adaptation of Artemis Fowl, the bestselling series by Eoin Colfer. The new ...
See The Way Back early and free
Want to feel good through watching people overcome challenges by winning at sports? Then The Way Back is the movie for you. It’s also ...
Escape Room 2 gets shoved to end of December
Escape Room was not a very good movie and doesn’t deserve to be a franchise. It was a banal and by-the-numbers slog of ...
News
America Ferrera announces departure from Superstore
The official Superstore Twitter account revealed yesterday that America Ferrera will be leaving the show at the end of the 5th (and current) ...
Porno trailer unleashes a sex demon
Porno, a movie Matt reviewed and didn’t like very much, is coming out soon. I am not Matt and haven’t seen the movie, ...
News
Shudder drops ultra-violent trailer for Blood Quantum
Bleary-eyed but wired on caffeine at a 12-hour horror movie marathon last October, around two in the morning I saw a film that ...