Escape From New York getting rebooted
If it happened in the 80s we need a new one of it now seems to be the mantra of Hollywood at the ...
Tag: OH GOD WHY
Kevin Smith considers Clerks sequel book rather than film
Kevin Smith has been mulling a Clerks sequel for a bit. At the end of 2012, it seemed like the only missing piece ...
Flixistentialism 02 – Dre’s Two Circumcisions
Flixistentialism is back folks, now with slightly improved audio. On this episode I tell the story of my two circumcisions (that’s right…TWO!) and ...
Features
Darkseid is a terrible choice for 2015’s Justice League
I’ve read probably hundreds of thousands of comics in my lifetime, starting at the ripe young age of four and half with issue ...
MacFarlane confirms Family Guy movie is still happening
Now that Seth MacFarlane’s Ted has gone on to become a reasonable success, he pretty much has free reign to do whatever he pleases ...
WB interested in Casablanca 2, incites global facepalming
A long-standing joke about creatively soulless Hollywood executives has a young buck standing up and proposing a sequel to the 1942 Humphrey Bogart/Ingrid ...
MGM continuing Twilight without Pattinson or Stewart
Everyone loves R-Patz and K-Stew, correct? Him with his stupid hair and shiny face, her with her grumbly countenance and sloppy posture. Truly, ...
First image of Scary Movie 5 confirms it will be terrible
You know how every Scary Movie is supposed to have a random celebrity cameo who has no business being in movies? Like how ...
Trailers
Trailer: A Christmas Story 2
Here’s a trailer for the razzafrackin’ direct-to-video sequel to A Christmas Story. Looks like Santa Claus has left a steaming Blitzen-sized deuce in ...
I watched a clip of Rock of Ages so you don’t have to
Are you looking forward to Rock of Ages? Hang on, let me stop you right there. If you were about to say, “Why ...
Listen to Tom Cruise warble Def Leppard in Rock of Ages
Is “Pour Some Sugar on Me” by Def Leppard your favorite song? Wait, seriously, it is? Really? Can I have a long conversation ...
Scary Movie 5 has a ‘plot’, no Anna Faris
The Scary Movie series didn’t start well and has been getting worse ever since, with its only conceivable merit being the dedication of ...