The Hobbit to be ultra smooth, shot in 48fps
My mother recently got a new Samsung high-def TV, so of course I was the one tapped to set it up right. It ...
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Trailers
Trailer: The Millennium Bug
At the beginning of the millennium, a great fear gripped our nation. That fear, of course, was a giant bug-monster ripping our flesh ...
Time Bandits to be remade as family friendly crap
Can you guys hear that wet, slopping sound? That’s the bottom of the intellectual barrel getting licked clean after a good scraping. Producers ...
Starfleet Academy promises new stories, reaction images
Space Young Adult fiction, the final frontier. Fans of the J.J. Abrams reboot of Star Trek (at least, the younger ones) will be ...
Brendan Fraser is taking the piscine a fish-heist comedy
Brendan Fraser, star of such all time classics as Dudley Do-Right, Looney Tunes: Back In Action and Furry Vengenace, has signed on to ...
Trailer: The Smurfs
I don’t even know where to begin. Everything about this trailer is odious, and not just because it’s not funny, mind you. This ...
A movie about the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade- yes, really
Hollywood’s been feeling a bit tapped out lately, given that they must be close to running out of sequels at this point and ...
Trailers
Trailer: The Chronicles of Rick Roll
Jesus Christ my eyes. I’d rather sit through a double feature of both Cars movies followed by my own rape then see this ...
Star Wars gets drenched in 3D in February 2012
Much to the excitement of…hm, not sure who’s going to be excited about this, actually. “Much to the disappointment of moviegoers everywhere” would ...