The Stretch Armstrong movie is still a thing somehow
For some reason, people with jobs still think it’s a good idea to make a Stretch Armstrong movie. Universal recently sold the rights ...
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Trailers
Trailer: Red Flag
Red Flag – Trailer from Adam Gins on Vimeo. A lot of writers go through a phase where they write about writers. It’s ...
I watched a clip of Rock of Ages so you don’t have to
Are you looking forward to Rock of Ages? Hang on, let me stop you right there. If you were about to say, “Why ...
Clive Barker writing Zombies vs. Gladiators
Well, this is hardly expected. Clive Barker, one of the masters of horror, especially in the 80s, has signed on to write a ...
Tom Cruise’s One Shot renamed Jack Reacher, just because
Paramount have decided to change the name of the upcoming adaptation of Lee Child’s One Shot to the name of its protagonist, Jack ...
Warners set to release The Wind from David Koepp
You can’t go about releasing a movie called The Wind without expecting idiots like me to make headlines like that. Warner Bros are ...
Get ready for a 3D parkour adaptation of Oliver Twist
Not a typo, dearest ladies and gentlemen. Indeed, a 3D parkour action-movie version of Charles Dickens’s Oliver Twist is being made; an idea ...
Scary Movie guys to parody Hunger Games, nobody shocked
I love it when a horrible franchise puts very little effort into their movies, makes a ton of money, and continues on forever. ...
Scary Movie 5 has a ‘plot’, no Anna Faris
The Scary Movie series didn’t start well and has been getting worse ever since, with its only conceivable merit being the dedication of ...
Universal sues Asylum for Battleship nonsense
In a move that is simply shocking, Universal has sued direct-to-video studio Asylum for fear of copyright infringement on their upcoming board game ...
Disney prepping a Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride movie
Yeah. You read that right. Disney is currently searching for a screenwriter to adapt the Disneyland/Disney World ride Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride. Note ...
Grown Ups 2 exists, may have a llama named Taylor Lautner
Collider may have reported on the possibility that Taylor “Llama” Lautner is in negotiations to star in the Grown Ups sequel, I think ...